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Tuesday, August 10, 2004 

We can't have no stinkin' freedom of information

Herr Führer was in Florida today to announce his new director of Central Intelligence. His choice, Porter Goss R-FL, is not surprisingly one of the more reactionary law makers in the country (Progressive Punch gives his voting record a Progressive Score of 6.83%, which places him 296th out of 434 lawmakers in the House of Representatives).

Meanwhile, in the Western Hemisphere's Mecca of reactionary sentiment, Miami, three gusano congressmen, Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (a 14.97% Progressive Score), Lincoln Diaz-Balart (a 14.59% Progressive Score) and his brother Mario Diaz-Balart (a whopping 2.62% Progressive Score - making him the 23rd most reactionary congressperson in the country), took aim at Teresa Heinz Kerry and the Heinz foundation claiming that it provided money to set up internet connections in socialist Cuba. Although I might consider such an action very endearing, it looks like the more rational segments of the bourgeois media are going to discount any connection as nothing more than coincidence.

I guess it’s for the best. After all, we can't let those freedom hating Cubans, with their socialized healthcare, universal education and constitutionally protected rights to food, housing and entertainment have access to our freedom-loving informational media.

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